Right now, The Kid is working hard to get our new, redesigned site up. We'll divulge his name just as soon as he comes through with the best-looking site in Chicago, nay, the world!

Until then, we won't have any new posts up. The Kid has to take this site down before he can put the new look up. It all has to do with domain exclusivity and UNIX or LINUX or some such things. We'll be damned if we know what in the hell he's talking about. We figure he knows what he's doing - that's why we're paying him the big money, approaching the mid-three figures!

So don't think we're being lazy asses. Benny Jay, Big Mike and Milo are chomping at the bit to gush on screen for you. Just be patient, alright?